I like things that hurt but are worth it.  I like things that feel good and come for free.  I like things that are silver or black & shiny.  I like things that I made myself (especially cake).  I don't like spiders or housework.  I do like climbing trees and eating jellybeans.

I'm an alt model, writer and burlesque performer.

Location
Berkshire

Gender
Female, if I must.

I'm happy when...
The great goddess Sheridan provides for my entertainment and wellbeing.

Darkest secret
Precisely.

Freakiest fantasy
Having to stand helplessly aroused, my wrists restrained above my head, while my partner teases & caresses me until I tear the place apart to free myself and sexually assault him in a violently filthy fashion (yay!).

Favourite quote
“We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.” - Oscar Wilde

Tattoos and body mods
6 tattoos (upper arms, belly, ankle) with about 9 more in the planning stages. Pierced ears, I used to have other piercings but I took them out when I was a corporate kitten for a while :-(

Weirdest moment
Seeing a very tall, very thin green & red person walk incredibly quickly across the hallway from the front door to the kitchen, when I was about 7 or 8 years old.

Superpower
Underachieving.

Occupation:
Professional amateur.

Favorite bands and musicians:
Pendulum, The Stooges, CSS, Nine Inch Nails, Turbowolf, The Who, A Perfect Circle, The Beastie Boys, The Clash, Ministry, Bob Dylan...

Favorite movies:
The Wicker Man, Versus, The Princess Bride, Watership Down, The One, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Ringu, Hero, Seven Samurai...

Status:
In a relationship