I'd have to go for a tag team event - just can't choose otherwise :)
Would have to involve my hot chick of course, then in waves of rum soaked pleasure on a private island, with dungeon, bouncy castle and barral of baby oil ... Salma Hayek & Kate Beckinsale; Cathrine Deneuve & Barbarella; Sigourney Weaver & Winona Ryder; Milla Jovovich & Plenty O'Toole... plus medical assistance!!!
Well I am working on burning Cds to cover certain parts of my life. here is the first
Land of hope & glory 1977 to 1983
Ex-pistols- land of hope & glory Dead Kennedys - Holiday in Cambodia Bily Bragg-New England Stiff little Fingers - Price of Admission The Specials- Too much too young The Selector - Missing Words Bad Manners- Lip up fatty Barry Briggs- Sideshow The Beat - Stand down Margret UB40- Earth died Screaming The Ruts- Babylons Burning Hawkwind-Silver Machine Buzzcocks - What do I get XTC - Making plans for Nigel The Stranglers - Something gotta change Wizzard- See my baby Jive Racey - Some girls Cockney Rebel - Come up & make me smile The Police - Roxanne Joy Division-Love will tear us apart
I am Mr Pig, I have the body of a man (well technically) and the the head of the sexiest god damn pork based animal product you have ever seen in your life. I have six nipples and I'm pretty sure that thought turns everyone on out there not just the midgets, those sexy sexy midgets.
You know when you are alive when you are lying topless in the sun in a hammock covered in baby oil rubbing a slowly melting ice cube over your six thick brown tea plate sized man nipples, each with its own ring of silken hair one strand wide all the way round.
Having the head of a pig is certainly interesting, I find it gives me an excuse to take a shit in the middle of where ever I am and proceed to rub the fecal goodness all over my sweaty sweet tasting body, the nutty chunks are good for exfoliating the skin and it keeps you looking young and fresh no matter what the situation or how you are feeling at the time. Another plus of this method is that it leaves you smelling fantastic, its a manly musky aroma that draws the angels from the heavens, they desire the sexual scent of pig man feaces as they believe basking in the thick odour makes them feel like they could flip satan over and bum him till his anus doth explode. I should really be running for mayor or something as I think people would love the views which I carry with me and freely share with the general populace, I am the messiah (sort of) and I will set you all free. That is all.
Ahh ya know that does make sense, iv developed stretch marks and they are pretty noticable and very red, i think you're right with depending on yhour body and skin type, i am a natural blonde, blue eyes n very fair skin.
A girl i know is dark haired with olivey skin n her stomach isn't in teh best shape after preganany. However she hasnt trued to work out her stomach at all and lose the baby weight after years..
But im planning a big tattoo which will trail that way, so i dont want to hav
Im thinking of getting a tattoo which will cross between my hips and slighly below.
HOWEVER the big old question of 'what if you have a baby wink, what will happen to your tattoos?' Will it stretch?
From what i have read, 1 out of 9 people dont experience stretching and complete distruction of their tattoo which was once beautiful now completely hated,
Id really like some advice here, i understand its a touchy subject but your honesty would be much appreciated.
sounds like a good idea but dont know if manchester would be a good venue,it may be lacking that kind of store for a reason,i know an alternative shop in wolverhampton tried branching out into a simular format selling fetish equipment(only place ive ever seen sissy and adult baby clothing on the high street)but it didnt work well from what i hear.an online store may be more lucrative.
I feel like chocolate but I dont know if I think it is too early in the day for that? Oh and this blog is really not interesting so dont say that I didnt warn you ;-) Its hot as hell here and Im chatting with the amazing Aylin Tempest in the Payback Baby! chat room... She has to be my fav aussie!
I havent blogged in ages, I have been sick for a little over 3 weeks plus I had shitloads to do on Payback Baby! with our anniversary.. Life has been stressfull and busy and on top of that, Ive been sick - yes, life is not very pleasent at the moment.. I could seriously go on and on and on about how much I think life sucks this summer and that is why I havent blogged because who wants to listen to me rant about that? :-)
So, lots of stuff have happened but Im just too lazy and bitchy to share pics and funny, little anecdotes ;-)
The good news is that I am window shopping for a baby boy for Zombie, but with money so low at the moment, it'll take time but Im fine with that! When my stress and virus decides to leave me alone, Ill continue my work on my personal site and hopefully get around to launching a great site for you guys to see soon!!
I think, Ill go back to my vegetative state of mind now... Told you it'd be awful ;-)
This wasn't Myspace, it's a kind of blog/social network combination (a bit like this! But without the forums and full of chavs.), but there was this guy who wrote me a PM one day asking if he could have my phone number in BABY TALK. I said "You just WROTE to me. We don't need another means of communication and I don't wanna talk to you anyway". And he replied in such chavvy baby talk that he wanted to "send you li'l cute texties and talk on the phooone since you're so cute how old are you, sweetie?" and
Stanizleza, so brave of u to be open about this. Self medicating when you are unable to find solutions or help elsewhere is your way of coping so never be hard on yourself for having done so and congrats for keeping off the drink. As you know it is a depressant and makes things much worse in the long term.
I do not have an alchohol prob myself but have suffered from others abuse of it in the past. My 'self medicating' took form in self harm, anrexia and bulimia. I have suffered from major depress
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What is with all the cock shots?! Like you're going to think - 'ohh yeah baby - that's the man for me!' It's amazing just how many men think that's the way to nab a partner. And yes - not alt at all. Pah!
